Mon The Con

An expression given to an individual who on the surface, seems nice/normal. This isn’t the case however... Over time you’ll begin to notice a shift in their personality. They’ve create a false persona to smokescreen their true, evil intentions.

This term is used to describe someone who shrouds themselves in their own lies, in order to fool people into believing that they’re someone that they’re not.

Con Artists! (Kinda)

Sterry:

I’ve known Ben for a long time now, but recently his true colours have really started to show. He’s now super creepy and gross. He wasn’t like this before.

Elwood:

Sounds like a classic case of

Mon The Con dude!

by Elwoodddddddddddddd June 22, 2021

C'mon spill the beans

What we'll say when Nevada will probably try to rig the 2024 election when DeSantis gets elected by taking their sweet time. Like C'mon spill the beans!

Nevada: 🙃 counting votes

U.S: C'MON SPILL THE BEANS!

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

twitter's white boy of the month

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.

Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."

by #1 bish January 5, 2019

Draining the mongoose

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023

freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

by Zainium August 10, 2019

the monster that ate everybody

In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.

Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid

by ItAteEverybody December 11, 2004