A guilty assassin proclaimed innocent by Oliver Stone clones who know nothing about forensic science or firearms. This is typical of the conspiracy influenced, weak minded, neophyte that likes to perpetuate paranoia.
Pimple faced teenager: “I watched the Zapruter film! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! Lee Harvey Oswald is a patsy cline!”
Intelligent skeptic: “That’s just an exploding head moving to the left, Sparky. You haven’t even been to Dealy Plaza, you dumb shit. That shot is easy as cake. The book depository is the ideal place for a sniper. No need for a target lead. Only a fool would take a shot from the Grassy Knoll or the railroad tracks because it’s wide open witnesses. Oswald was a Marine. A military trained professional with an exemplary sharpshooter score book. 212, two points above the minimum qualification for sharpshooter. Don’t let Oliver I’d Like To Suck Jim Morrison Off Stone influence you. Wake up pizza face. If I’m wrong then prove it. Fifty years and not one shred of evidence for a conspiracy.”
Intelligent skeptic: “That’s just an exploding head moving to the left, Sparky. You haven’t even been to Dealy Plaza, you dumb shit. That shot is easy as cake. The book depository is the ideal place for a sniper. No need for a target lead. Only a fool would take a shot from the Grassy Knoll or the railroad tracks because it’s wide open witnesses. Oswald was a Marine. A military trained professional with an exemplary sharpshooter score book. 212, two points above the minimum qualification for sharpshooter. Don’t let Oliver I’d Like To Suck Jim Morrison Off Stone influence you. Wake up pizza face. If I’m wrong then prove it. Fifty years and not one shred of evidence for a conspiracy.”
by fuckconspiracyimsickofit August 04, 2010
The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.
by Twight0931 February 12, 2017
The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.
by brown sugar69 June 16, 2010
Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!
Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
by HTTR21 January 16, 2008
Dude 1: Did you hear about that drive by shooting the other day? This guy was just looking out his window, admiring the view, when someone drove up and shot him dead.
Dude 2: Yeah man. That dude got totally Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald'd
Dude 2: Yeah man. That dude got totally Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald'd
by XtRedChaos March 02, 2018
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
person 1: bro lee harvey oswald is a national hero
person 2: bro youre so right
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person 2: bro youre so right
person 1 + 2: passionate lovemaking
by RobertCalifornia October 10, 2019