The Langsner

The act of being a faggot. Everyday you wake up looking to suck penis. Whenever this person is not around everybody in the world has a wonderful day.

I was having the best day until the Langsner came around, and he started blowing a guy in my room.

by andandand1234567 March 22, 2008

The Language

n.

1. A system of communication stemming from immature, and retarded humor. Over a period of time, close friends or kin develop a language through which they can speak without revealing their conversation, similar to that of jibberish, though the words are usually pronounced by means of mumbling, almost impossible to understand pronunciation, usually made more difficult to decipher by mixing in slang. Not to be confused with ebonics, ever.

Brother 1: "shih dem duhe, chihk hs fuhin nc as."

Brother 2: -Laughing/Nod-

Translation: "Shit, damn dude, that chick has a fuckin' nice ass."

I dubbed it "The Language", because it's the best form of communication you can have between a close friend, and maybe now more people will use it.

by xerocide January 15, 2006

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

The Language

It is a language used to disguise what you are saying so that you can speak freely with you friends about "inappropriate" things without anyone knowing. It is used by taking "s" sounds and turning them into "d" sounds. It has also evolved so that you will turn some vowels into long "i" sounds. The most recent evolution in it is to turn the beginnings of some syllables, and "j's" into "y" sounds.

The Language:
The most common example is with the word cheese. It gets transformed from cheese, to cheede, to chide, to yide.

Another example is with intercourse. It gets transformed from intercourse, to intercord, to interkide, to inerkide, eventually it just became "the kide"

by Nig Mid October 14, 2011

Massaging the Language

A form of speaking used when trying to convince somebody of something obviously false in order to maintain a delusional truth.

Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.

by llunstablell February 10, 2026

I don't agree with the language

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.

Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023

The Universal Language of Nothing

The language used for global mass distribution of products that ultimately communicates nothing to everyone. i.e. What IKEA assembly instructions are written in or the language your remote control keys utilize.

"Dude, I spent two hours staring at IKEA instructions this weekend. For the life of me, I cannot grasp the Universal Language of Nothing!"

"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."

by MrShroud April 10, 2011