Hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

jiggle the john

For a man to shake his dick after he pees to stop the dripping

little girl- dad what do you do after you pee
Dad-us men need to jiggle the john

by big guy June 21, 2015

The John Scale

The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.

Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.

Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"

Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"

by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013

to go to the john

To go pee.

To go poop.

To go the washroom, the restroom.

Wait a sec! I have to go to the john! Wont be long!

Yeah we have to wait for her, she's at the john.

by Neveron90 July 1, 2009

What The John Kane!

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.

Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?

by JohnKaneAdmirer February 7, 2010

talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

by John Leggett April 21, 2005

The John

The John is another informal name for 'the toilet'.

Sarah ran straight to the John after their long trip.

by Rbs January 27, 2005