garden

A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...

by goldsac November 20, 2007

garden

a herd of school buses

Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.

by smooothbread May 23, 2018

gardener

A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.

As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.

by raycruzer September 30, 2006

In the garden

A person who is in a vegetative state. Patient in an lengthy coma. A human vegetable.

Son: My poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. Shit...lying there like a turnip.

by BigD101 June 18, 2013

garden

a woman's pubic hair or genitals

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.

by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2010

garden

A highly euphemistic term for the female genitalia.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.
-- Bible, Song of Songs 4:16

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

The Garden

In the song 'The Lost Chord' by Gorillaz, 2D (Damon Albarn) says "take me into the garden". The Garden is slang for Olive Garden.

"hey man, you tryna' hit up The Garden after work?" "Hell yeah! cant wait for some breadsticks."

by JetSetRetardFuture October 23, 2020