the facebook 15

The phenomenon of quickly gaining 15 lbs. by going to too many facebook-related events. Much like "the Freshman 15" for college.

It's fun reconnecting with friends but my clothes don't fit ever since I gained the facebook 15!

by rison May 19, 2009

The Facebook Stalk

A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.

Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.

by ownthesky April 24, 2010

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009

the facebook game

When your on facebook looking up random girl names in the people search bar and seeing if you can find a hot girl to look at.

Hey Ian I'm so bored, lets get on facebook and play the facebook game.

by titsburg69 November 13, 2011

The facebook faces

The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.

Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!

proper internet user:Oh god why...

Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!

proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!

by burning bacon June 5, 2012

the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.

Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.

by kavorkian April 25, 2010

The Facebook Problem

A website founded meant to attract thousands of visitors, therefore ruining the internet.

Random Person: Justin Bieber Facebook Abc Rebecca Black; wait a second this is The Facebook Problem.

by Biblo elf September 5, 2011