fuck the duck's head until it's exploded 

干爆鸭头

Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."

fuck the duck's head until it's exploded by Mr. ssb July 17, 2020

the duck song 

a song about a duck who comes to a lemonade stand every day asking if they have any grapes, thus making the stand owner very mad. can be found on youtube

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand,
"hey!" bum bum bum..."got any grapes?"

the duck song

the duck song by jonas_luvr29839 January 19, 2010

the duck shake 

The act of wagging your penis in the same manner that a duck shakes its tail to get water off. Instead of wagging to get water off, you wag until you ejaculate.

'Chris did the duck shake all over his girlfriend, after she asked him to clean the room.'

the duck shake by Pimpstrich December 14, 2016

the duck swam in the lake 

a way of showing that you are proud of a duck finaly swimming in a lake. (for some reason.)

quack quack! me: yes im proud of you! i love you, little duckling! hey, look mother! the duck swam in the lake!!!!!

the duck swam in the lake by thethethe May 31, 2007

fuck fuck in the duck duck suck 

uttered only when your frustrated or pissed off

Bob: do u remember the last time u saw my wallet?

Fred: ya i think u left it in the cinema

Bob: now you tell me?...fuck fuck in the duck duck suck!!

fuck fuck in the duck duck suck by motherfucking mike June 19, 2008

the_duck_seeks_duck 

the_duck_seeks_duck is canonically dating the fictional gorillaz character ace and xey are madly in love with him 💞💗💖

ah, aren't you so happy for the_duck_seeks_duck and ace? true love 🥰

the_duck_seeks_duck by eggsandbaconinthegeep September 14, 2021

the_duck_seeks_duck 

the_duck_seeks_duck is madly in love with the fictional gorillaz and powerpuff girls character ace

i'm so happy for the_duck_seeks_duck and ace, they make such a lovely couple 🥰

the_duck_seeks_duck by eggsandbaconinthegeep September 14, 2021