the cobra

Another name for a swindler or petty con artist. The origin of the word comes from McCue or "Swindles nicely" in Irish.

So, you folks headin over to the Cobra's house tonight for some Taquitos and Grey Goose?

by Snakey September 24, 2008

The Cobra

An aggressive sex move preformed by someone on the non-receiving end of a blowjob;
After your partner cums in your mouth, bite their leg hard and spit it all out to cover the bite.

Person1: “Yea man.. Alyssa used The Cobra on me last night”

Person2: “Fuuuck man are you ok?”

by Resnembaum January 13, 2019

The Cobra

This is when you stick your balls on top of your penis and walk around saying to random people "The Cobra, it's gonna get ya". This can also lead to a snake bite.

Holy crap, this freak was walking around campus with his balls on top of his cock saying "the cobra, it's gonna get ya!"

by sirspoonsalot October 27, 2006

Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."

by ydobon September 4, 2007

milking the cobra

The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.

Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.

by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

Birth of the cobra

The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.

Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.

by MeatMachine August 12, 2008

tame the cobra

Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.

Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'

by the_big_man12734 August 18, 2021