CLS

Cucumber Lifesaver Syndrome - when a man's penis is too big to fit in a tight vagina.
Similar to if you tried to fit a cucumber through a lifesaver candy.

Extra lube had to be used becuase they had CLS

by HOTRICE July 6, 2007

CL

This expression is associated with businesses having many intertrade
deals,international statesmen or with good friends - close liaison

Tony Blair has a cl with George Bush

by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005

cl

Call

Cl me some time soon.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

CLS

Charlies Little Slaves

I just quit CLS!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

CLS

Cory Light Syndrome:: Your penis is so small, you have to have a magnifying glass and tweezers to put it away and/or find it.

I tried having sex with that dude, but he has major CLS.

by libertas228 May 6, 2010

CLS

CLS - Conditional Lowering of Standards
Coined in the UK, the state at which you hook up with someone below the level you normally would due to intense inebriation.

Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THEM?!

Person 2: Don't worry, it was just my CLS kicking in.

by carolebearo March 3, 2015

CL

The couple pairing that symbolises Cloud x Leon

Cloud = Cloud Strife
Leon = Squall Leonhart with his Kingdom Hearts alias.

Otherwise known as yaoi.

Cloud Strife - Squall Leonhart are teh sex!!!!1

by Azure Reverie December 11, 2008