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freeze the cheese

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.
by anna1dee May 12, 2010
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Give me the cheese

When someone has cheese and you like cheese
Toby: oi I got the cheese who wants some

Papacun: yooooo I love cheese GIVE ME THE CHEESE
by Video ezy September 16, 2019
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Ive been fucking with the cheese thats the queso

This ikonic line in whereas JunG YOoNoH or Jung Jaehyun (the cheese fucker) says ive been fucking with the cheese thats the queso.
Fan1: iVe BeeN FUcKinG wIth the ChEeSe thaTS The qUeSo
Fan2: QuEso
Fan3: dIaMoNds DrIpPiNg bEtTer bIrNg YoUr rAinCoAt

Fan4: SplaSh
by I lIvEd in AmErIcA FoR 4 YEaRs January 17, 2019
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The cheese tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax
by Naher1 March 28, 2023
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Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
by Doc Evil August 9, 2003
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The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.
You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
by AC137 October 4, 2009
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Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!
Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.
by D-Link July 17, 2009
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