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The Cancer Virus Feeling 

The Cancer Virus Feeling or TCVF is a term given to someone whom you like that goes away after a while or period of time of not seeing that person and comes back when you meet that person. It’s like cancer, it stays in your body not doing anything until it unexpectedly comes out. It usually has an effect on a person who constantly sees the person every few long periods.
Example: Aaron usually gets The Cancer Virus Feeling whenever he goes back to Hong Kong and meets Amanda.
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LeafyIsHere is the cancer of YouTube

An untrue phrase said by filthy non-reptilians
Non-reptilian: LEAFyISHErE IS THE CANCeR OF YOUTuBE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Reptilian: HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

caught the cancer 

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

punch you in the cancer 

Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.
Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!

Cat The Cancer 

Thou one whom all shall soon know...
Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer

The new cancer 

Some WHATTTT annoying maybe considered a lot worse than the old cancer. Excessive exposure may cause thoughts of suicide, no known cure to date. Only one person has contracted this disease so far, but breeding will most likely because weaker constraints of the disease, it is believed this person contracted this disease through his COCK, by having sex with cadavers in the middle of the night. During the summer the cancer leaves and the GROOVEY times begin.
The new cancer is coming shit RUN!!

the masturbation cancer challenge 

a very innapropiete challenge to act out where you get cancer and masturbate with ur limbs that just fell out from coughing.
hey dude my nigga have u hear of the masturbation cancer challenge??!
hell yea its like this guy saying "LETS DO THIS 3AM CHALLENGE!"