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The Blender

Kieran Hicks, Ryan Green, Ryan Raiser, Allison Eck, Alexa Kish, Max Barton, Zach Bielli, Jack Orourke, Danny Hankee, Ethan Cook, Vince Riley, Charlie McKearnan, Dan Hoban, Justin Puhl,
Man The Blender was so lit and chill vibes
Shwordle, meet me at The Blender tonight
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The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm
Your mom and I performed the blender last night
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).
Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".
by OliviaWild February 28, 2021
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Throw those BITCH’s in the blender

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!
Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.
by Duck devil 69 June 11, 2019
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in the blender

When the current life situation in which you find yourself involved in is stressful, worry-inducing, and overall burdensome, causing one to feel extreme anxiety. Finding one's self "in the bender" can take form in many ways, including romantic relationships, in the workplace, or overall life troubles.
Guy 1: "Yo, you good bro? Why you looking like you gotta doo doo dawg?"

Guy 2: "Mannnnn... my girl found out about my other hoes, now she tripping. I'm in the blender."
by professorlinux May 11, 2022
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To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.
Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.
by whatifweasel March 20, 2009
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