come out in the wash

to be dealt with in the normal set of events

My homework will come out in the wash.

by Light Joker February 10, 2007

In the wash

A term used by urban kids to say they are "chillin wit the homies"

Joe "where you at my ninja"
Lance "in the wash"
Joe "oh siht who you with"
Lance " the homie B-rad and some skank hoes just spittin game"

by -[M]- July 14, 2011

caught in the wash

It Basically means that you were caught lollygagging and bullshitting at your job by the supervisor

Employee 1: why did you get written up
Employee 2: I got caught in the wash

by anonymous September 21, 2023

wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.

Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it

by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020

Power Wash the Lamborghini

A round about way of referring to masturbation

Dude 1: I just got home from work.
Dude 2: Better power wash the Lamborghini before you go to bed.

by _G0rff July 12, 2019

The Morritt Wash

Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"

Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.

You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.

9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath

"Just had to run from the car park"

*Opens all windows and turns on fan*

"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"

by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012

wash the pots

Wash up the dishes after a meal. Used in the Midlands alot.

I’ll wash the pots tonight.

by Starr 37 May 12, 2018