Verning

The act of committing to plans made with other individuals and then proceeding to bail on said plans without a reasonable excuse.

Friend 1: hey guys where's Johnny, he's supposed to be here by now?

Friend 2: oh you know him, he's probably verning again

by yyc28 November 18, 2014

vern

The act of putting an object under a nipple and pushing up slightly.

I. When Tim plays his acoustic guitar he verns.

II. Today, John verned Susan with his hand and yelled out "Bean Dip!"

by UnDuh November 27, 2009

Vern

A very sexy boy who usually has the nicest eyes in school. He attracts all the ladies and gets everyone jealous.

"Hey did you see Vern today?"

"Yeah he was with all the ladies"

by Unknown12447 February 4, 2014

Vern

A woman that can light a fire in any mans heart. Just looking at her lips move is enough to make your heart skip a beat... And oh man she can kiss. She is a good listener and a model friend. She sometimes can be very moody, but if you weather the storm, it's a guarantee that she will turn out to be the most fun, sexy and loving girl you've ever met. Did I mention she has the body of a goddess? I could've sworn I did. This could be my opinion because I'm married to a vern but it's true for me I guess.

Vern is so awesome

by Psychoanalyst September 23, 2014

Verning

Forcing a friend, or someone to confess their feelings although they aren't ready

Bob: I enjoy verning my friends into confessing.
Jake: Thats not cool man! Stop!

by Trickygoose69 January 13, 2020

Vern

A synonym for weed, marijuana, chronic, maryjane, pot...

Also, a synonym for fuck, shit, damn, or hell.

"Dude, you got the vern? Heres 30 bucks..."

"What the vern were you thinking man! Quit being such a sturb!"

by Roger Soles July 16, 2006

vern

Short for "vernacular". Derogatory term used in Bombay (India) to describe people who were schooled in the local language and thus speak broken english.

He's such a vern, I don't know how you can hang out with him.

by wha January 4, 2005