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The Trump Show

A gilded but disfigured world occupied by 45 in which he believes that his privileged yet scripted life, since birth, has been continuously filmed as it was with Truman Burbank in the movie The Truman Show.
Sensing nothing whatsoever as reality, he just did whatever the hell he felt like doing all along and “knew” that it wouldn’t matter if there was no more world, since it was only a movie, and so he mocked those with nothing to their names or with disabilities or even the truth of climate change and catastrophic destruction of the environment and he just enjoyed befriending the worst of the worst, even genocidal dictators because he identified most with them and eventually was entirely worse than all of them and after all, it’s only one big drama, it’s The Trump Show!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 18, 2019
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The Trump Touch

He tried to get the business off the ground but the poor guy had the Trump touch.
by elZaphod May 19, 2017
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The Trump Base

The umovable 40% of America that will support Trump no matter the racist, mysoginistic, or xenophobic shit that he says or does. Generally made up of poorly-educated white Americans and hypocritical evangelists who are gullible, complicit and will forever be on the wrong side of history.
Trump knows the Trump base well.

"I love the poorly educated" (Feb 23rd, 2018)
by Dharwinian June 2, 2018
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The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
by Ass_Violater8008 July 21, 2017
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The Trump effect

Doing something really stupid, but the to draw attention away from said stupid action, do something even more stupid, drowning out the affect of the first stupid action. Repeat until successful, and presidency is over.
“Oh crap I killed the cat, well by using the Trump effect, I can just eat the dog to make everyone forget about me killing the cat.”
by Thatguy22691 October 30, 2017
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The Trump Special

Grabbing someone by the crotch or pussy
*Mike grabs Julia's pussy*
Mike: I just gave you the Trump Special, how do you feel?
by VH_Lucilius November 28, 2016
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the trump effect

The trump effect is a almost proven theory that every law or bill that Donald trump puts through will add another 100 protesters to the streets
Joe: hey man did you see the storm of protesters after Donald trump passed that travel ban.
Steve: yeah that's the trump effect.
by the bum rash January 30, 2017
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