The McCluskey Slice

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.

You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

by Johnny Dragon March 18, 2013

Slice The Dimples

To "slice the dimples" is to enjoy a round of golf.

"Yo...Sammy...what say we go out and slice the dimples this Saturday?"

by Gordon Lightfoot and Me November 18, 2021

Who sliced the fish?

This is the companion piece to "Who cut the cheese?" ."Who sliced the fish" is used when someone detects a queef.

We were sitting at the dinner table about to enjoy a nice pot roast when the foul stench of expired tuna wafted about the tablet.I glared at my sister and asked,"Who sliced the fish?"

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

The Ninth Slice

When considering a pizza, 8 slices is the standard and correct amount to have in any normal situation. An additional ninth slice may not seem to cause any problems but is detrimental to the pizza as a whole. There is no place in the box for this ninth slice to fit, and it simply bothers the other 8 slices. Even after throwing this ninth slice away, it always attempts to make its way back to the box despite the fact that it is clearly unwanted and inferior to the other slices.

Dave: Looks like they gave us nine slices of pizza.
H: I’ll take the ninth slice.
Sheen: Oh I bet you would.

by ShmeatLover XD April 7, 2021

slice the pie

A popular method of clearing a room in a tactical assault. Used in IDPA and other shooting competitions

Matt sliced the pie like a true operator with his AR.

by mrPickles September 6, 2004

The home-slice gang

A gang relitivly stationed around the city of Garrett Indiana. The home-slice gang is widely known for their initiation handshake which is preformed by one member creating a house shape with their hands as another member slices the house in half while stating "Home-slice!"

The home-slice gang terrorized the school system.

by Cakeboss4life September 27, 2017

slice the pool

A black person who makes a fairly large splash in a pool

You can't slice the pool!

by Sallysoo June 3, 2017