Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

shizz

Noun
She-jizz.

Ugh! That couch has shizz on it.

by she_jizz July 22, 2013

Shizzing

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.

When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.

by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011

Shizz

A Cool Way To Say Shit....Saying Something Is cool, Or If You Get In Trouble...Or Your Property

Yo You Heard That New Song From Ciara That is the shizz!!!
(or...)
Shizz MAN! my mom found my report card...shes gonna whip me!
(or..)
MAn That Always Happens To My Shizz...im glad i got insurance

by Nat Dizzle February 14, 2006

Shizz

Used as a noun.
Derived from the word Shizzle but shortened
Used to describe something as being really good

"Oh that gig last night was the shizz"
"Chocolate is the shizz"

by Gavin Murray July 13, 2007

Shizz

The mix of shit and jizz

AVGN: I'd rather drink buffalo shizz, it's the combination of shit and jizz. I'm sorry that's foul.

by fone freek June 17, 2008

Shizz

A mixture of shit and jizz, usually used to "tube" someone.

Dude, did you see how much shizz came out of the sock when John was tubed?

by quackaddict October 23, 2009