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The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.
Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!
by Ziat April 19, 2018
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The potato theory

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory
"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real
by God_potato January 25, 2016
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the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade
Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!
by dailyretard April 23, 2023
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The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024
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Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters
Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother
by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019
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roman the potato

roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.
Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!
by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023
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Who made the potato salad?

Mention this to start an argument at a social gathering or family event. This statement questions the culinary competence of the potato salad creator. An ill advised move.
While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.
by NappyHappy December 18, 2017
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