Oracle

Whne u wanna go smoke some weed but trying to be different so u instead say oracle the guac(weed)

“Yo Emma wanna go oracle that guac”
“Sure do mane,hbu Bennett?”
“What the fuck does that mean???”

by KoolKaid uWu March 20, 2019

Oracle

The lid of a keg at a party, usually in the woods, that when dropped in ones cup, forces them to either chug, or leave the party.

"Man, i got the oracle 3 times last night! I almost PUKED!"

by keggerguy July 11, 2008

Oracling

The superfluous network disconnection that occurs whenever you install software from Oracle, such as Java or VirtualBox.

Apologies for going offline— my computer started oracling. I'm installing Java.

Sorry man, had to switch to mobile; my PC is oracling.

by TSwany January 05, 2022

Oracle

Revealer, melanated God's greatness, the extreme patient one, bright messenger, Treal Historian!

While listening to cam'ron album "Oracle" I thought, "existing in every great shrine ,Canaan and Syria."

by RoyalTLoyalT April 07, 2021

Oracle

When someone lets the ash on their cigarette grow and doesn't flick it off. The name comes from the Oracle in the Matrix never flicking the ash off her cigarette.

"Yo dude thats a fat oracle"

"That oracle is gonna fall soon if you don't ash it"

by Alienjiz1990 November 28, 2009

The Oracle

60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!

she's the oracle, she knows all! she knows your parents! BEWARE THE IRENE!

by Anonymous-one-miwion May 25, 2007

oracle

someone who can tip winners at the races

i picked the oracle's tips and won lots of money

by bushchef August 20, 2009