Lone Ranger

A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.

Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.

Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.

by Marty Robbins May 25, 2006

The Lone Ranger

When you're doing a girl doggy style, you make glasses with your hands upside down for 30 seconds, if you don't get caught you call a friend and say "The Lone Ranger rides again" while still doing her doggy style.

I called my buddy John when I did the Lone Ranger to this girl last night!

by ABF3(AW) June 30, 2008

lone ranger

a boner you get while standing up

Oh my gah, that girl is hot. OOOPS, a lone ranger.

by JIM HAT October 18, 2004

The Lone Ranger

Someone who constantly masturbates with a litle indian

Johnny is the lone ranger

by Not gonna happen December 1, 2003

Lone Ranger

The person at the bank who arranges loans.

We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.

by Owen Cash December 8, 2006

lone ranger

a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.

"oh no allie, there's a lone ranger. we have to go back for him. Watch out for Blinky and Sue!"

by Helen Williams January 2, 2008

lone ranger

Someone who, because of a surgery or a natural deficiency, only has one testicle.

Mike: Did you know that John only has one ball?
Carl: Yep! He's a Lone Ranger!

by specialjustin June 9, 2007