by the slug and the lettuce

adverbial phrase:

hierarchally, the dark forces above.

sorry, this Purchase Order cannot go, it needs to be approved by the slug and lettuce.

by lucy February 24, 2005

chopping the lettuce

when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk

I was at a party when I saw Delaney chopping the lettuce

by p-trickster July 30, 2012

to lick the lettuce

to lick a ladies bits. giving oral sex to a woman

Girl 1: Are you straight?

Girl 2: No, I prefer to lick the lettuce

by ladybum March 21, 2007

eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

by Unknownplayer October 26, 2020

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Lentil the lettuce

A weird person that ruined aris server

Lentil the lettuce is weird

by An bony May 8, 2021

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022