The Jizz Twister

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.

"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"

by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021

The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

WIZin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,

'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'

by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

What the jizz

an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.

Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

it's the jizz

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.

"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."

by Zack brah? June 2, 2009

Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Whizzin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

by Merryweather April 21, 2006