Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016

the goods

What people call a substance or thing when exchanging the substance or thing for money in an illegal manner.

Dude, you got the goods?

by tainted December 30, 2004

deliver the goods

to produce what is wanted.

i do not expect him to deliver the goods.

by the learner January 24, 2015

The Goods

The highest compliment one can give to another regarding the character of that person...they are loyal...upright...trustworthy...timely...fashionable...hip...
wise...smart...outgoing...outstanding in character...personable...humble...accomplished...an all around gr8 person.

Yeah buddy, that Gaz is the goods...that ain't no chumpthere..Gaz is the kind of guy I want on my crew.

by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

the goods

1. having something against someone.
2. a good part of someone

Josh has the goods on Sara and he'll let the whole world know soon enough.

Damn, Violet has the goods.

by Ana December 25, 2004

got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

the goods

Lamar Odom, starting small forward for the Miami Heat. Likes weed.

Oh shit, there's The Goods with the behind the back, between the legs windmill slam all while taking a bong hit! Damn!

by D Wade June 5, 2004