To the Google Machine

a term someone uses to say look it up on google, but in a more cool way.

Jim-Bob: Who is Santa Christ?
Von Hohenheim: To the Google Machine!

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds December 9, 2010

The Google

The Google, more commony known as the internet, is a series of tubes.

"I'll google it."
"Google will tell me."
"Google solves everything."
"What is The Google?"

by opposingAspirer July 24, 2009

The Google Game

The object of this game is to type short random strings of letters into the Google image search, but you have to turn the safe search off. The goal is to find as much porn on the first page of results. You take turns of 5 attempts per person. Each image is worth ten points, gay porn is negative ten points, lesbian porn is worth 20 points. Unless you are gay, then I guess you just reverse the scoring system.

Hey, do you want to play the Google game?

by mike cokizard March 10, 2010

The Google Cake is a Lie!

The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!

But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!

-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"

-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"

by panikovliton September 27, 2010

The Google Knows All

A common phrase used in the 21st century used to acknowledge how lazy you are and to tell someone to Google something.

"Bob, I looked up on the Internet when Groundhog Day is like you told me to. It didn't say anything."

"Are you sure you are using Google and not Bing? You know what they say, the Google knows all."

"Actually, according to Bing, nobody says that."

"Just Google it! The Google knows all."

by qwertyuiop[]fghjjm March 14, 2014

consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.

Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google

by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017

avataring the google

The online derivitave of jumping the shark or nuking the fridge, due to Google launching a 3D avatar world on July 8th, 2008 on lively dot com.

a quote from the engineering manager:
"Of course, you can chat with each other, and you can also interact through animated actions. In our user research, we’ve been amazed at how much more poignant it is to receive an animated hug than seeing the text “hug”."

Seriously, if they could just stick to searches and not worry about hugs so much...

tommertron on Wednesday July 09 @ 08:39AM - The shark has officially been jumped at Google.

Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 09 @ 09:01AM - It's no longer refered to as "jumping the shark"; the prefered term is now "avataring the Google".

by VulturEMaN August 1, 2008