The Gift That Keeps on Giving

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

Mastering the gift

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

shoot the gift

To apply the gift of gab, performing lyrical miracles, or (somewhat less commonly) talking people into doing what one wants. Occasionally both at once.

When I meet a bitch, I bust that Jedi Mind Trick, and I shoot the gift till dat ass hits my fist.

by buttcheeks_mcgee June 29, 2009

shoot the gift

Demonstrate one's capacity for lyricism. See spit.

I move swift and uplift your mind, shoot the gift when I riff in rhyme... - Nas

by dr_smithabeat June 24, 2003

exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018

Shoot the Gift

the ability to rap or rhyme

"I came to get ill, Cuz when I shoot the gift I shoot to kill"- From the song Jump Around by House of Pain

by thatrashman415 June 21, 2018

Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022