The Grand Crossing

A game where you try to cross the border, but then a FUCKING CADET random FUCKING KILLS YOU and doesnt get arrested because the MP was AFK.

The Grand Crossing is a place where cadets FUCKING RK

by RANDOM KILLING CADETS June 28, 2018

The Grand Whazoo

A slang name for God.

"It was almost as if The Grand Whazoo was directing me upon my path through life."

by Ross Douglas July 16, 2006

The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.

I gave my girlfriend the grand slam last night

by Zeccede July 26, 2018

The Grand Finale

When you put pop rocks in the tip of the condom so when you finish its like the grand finale on the 4th of july on yo dick!

Girl: why do you have pop rocks with you condoms?
NiggaDude: thats just for the grand finale girl
Girl: grand finale?
NiggaDude: yeah girl when im done im gonna make your pussy feel like the forth of july.

by Swuan January 13, 2009

the grand wizard of the kkk

A real man.

John is the grand wizard of the kkk.

by JohnLikesGirls January 16, 2017

The Grand Algorithm

The Grand Algorithm is a phrase in reference of search algorithms used to discover new information.

"Searching for boots and being presented with un-related information"

*searches cranberries* can't wait to listen to this album *get's results for cranberry recipes*

Well, I guess The Grand Algorithm willed it

by DeusRexVulpe November 17, 2019

the grand falls of china

a powerful sex move where you force your sexual partner to stop pissing for months, and then fuck them so hard they start pissing everywhere. This simulates the pollution of the Chinese rivers and falls.

why is Jessica holding in her piss? She's waiting for the grand falls of china.
Me and my girlfriend just had the grand falls of china, cleaning the room was annoying, but it felt amazing.

by Rocket sex November 14, 2020