the crying frenchman

After cumming in a girls butt, you pull out and put it in her mouth.

I gave her the crying frenchman

by jmfbunch September 12, 2011

The Dirty Frenchman

Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping

Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo

by Gyricallenius March 3, 2016

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

The Frenchzone

The Frenchzone occurs when a French person is rejected romantically because of his/her Frenchness.

Anna: I'm sorry, i just don't see you being anymore than a french to me.

Pierre: But why? you're the brie to my baguette!

Anna: Argh, i can't stand it anymore. You're in the Frenchzone!

by satanlover666goatbloodbeer February 14, 2015

The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout

She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018

the freshman phase

The phase when first year college students go to just about every party, stays most weekends, wanting to try new things (all bright eyed and bushy-tailed).

As each year progresses, you start to do a little less and you go home to see your puppy every weekend.

“Damian seems like he doesn’t want to do anything at school anymore!”

“It’s because he’s over the freshman phase.”

by Smegma911 November 19, 2019

The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.

Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

by spencer hills August 30, 2009