the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.

random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.

by miimaker2 October 19, 2020

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

The frog club

The frog club is a place to have fun,be happy and talk about your problems.
It’s a LGBTQ+ safe place with a lot of weird people like me :)

Did you hear the frog club is opening today
-WOW THAT’S COOL!

by Frog_king February 22, 2021

the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more

person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???

by spaceleoin February 17, 2022

The Frog's Gambit

A deliberate maneuver where you begin a task under adverse conditions, anticipating an external intervention.

He played the frog's gambit in hopes that he would not have to walk.

by FrogmeisterxDave February 7, 2026

Frying the frog

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|

"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."

by lesfile January 1, 2008

Eat the frog

To work at your most important and most difficult task first. This helps you use your best energy to accomplish great things. It gives you confidence and boosts you to tackle the rest of your day with enthusiasm!

Tomorrow morning, I'm just going to eat the frog and get that job application in!

by elocution January 12, 2018