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The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?
Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.
by Skinnystem January 22, 2025
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throw the frank

Telling one to “suck my dick” being disrespectful and having a problem with what someone said or is doing.
Stop texting me before I throw the frank at you and that other bitch you texting.
by Cbrezzyyy July 22, 2019
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beans above the frank

to take one balls and penis and twist them clockwise so that the balls end up above the penis. Great for parties
I was sitting at home bored so I went to the mirror and put the beans above the frank!
by mezkicksass December 13, 2007
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spank the frank

spank the frank is well... spanking the frank
i was spanking my frank then your mom walked in lol
by jeff x May 4, 2005
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frank the tank

when a person drinks a large quantity of alcohol and their alter ego emerges- the more drastic difference between the person and the alter ego, the more "frank the tank" they are- inspired by the movie old school's character frank the tank as portrayed by Will Ferrel
dude- you were so frank the tank last night!
by anonymous777 September 2, 2005
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Frank the Dank

Similar to the nickname from old school. Frank the dank is usually a nickname given to someone who can smoke large amounts of weed. Frank the Dank is ONLY a nickname for true stoners. Instead of running naked in the street, someone referred to as Frank the Dank is probably giggling on a couch eating cheese puffs.
Dude 1: man how are you still awake?
Dude 2: I don't know I guess thats why they call me Frank the Dank
by alexanderdagreat September 30, 2011
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frank the rabbit

A demonic 6 foot tall rabbit who is the cause and solution to most of Donnie Darko's problems. Probably the most haunting creature ever created for a movie
Man: Man, I saw Donnie darko today
Man 2:O, didn't Frank the Rabbit Freak You Out!?
Man: YEA!!
by wonderwallxpress August 6, 2006
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