The Dog

noun. Sex, to get or give.

unknown origin

Guy 1: hey man i think that chick over there just gave you "the look"

Guy 2: Yeah i met her last night. took her home and gave her the dog.

by ODEE128 March 7, 2008

The dog

A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.

Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”

by TriplePeeT November 10, 2021

the dog

what is he doin

a:what the dog doin
b:idk man i think he is making pancakes

by never gonna give you up never October 28, 2021

The dog

Ayo what the dog doin?

“Yo what -the dog- doin?

by Some faggot on this website January 5, 2022

the dog’s philosophy

If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2017

the dog ate my data

An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.

Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017