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The Deuce 

Where you’re felching then you mistakenly or purposefully drop a dingleberry into the receiving mouth.
I did the deuce on a grindr hookup this afternoon.
The Deuce by Mary59443 October 22, 2023

The deuce is loose

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"
The deuce is loose by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013

The Deuce is on the Loose

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."

Chunkin the deuce 

while riding in his vert bert always be chunkin the deuces.
Chunkin the deuce by bert2 June 3, 2005

What the deuce? 

a exclamation usualy uttered by Family Guy's Stewie Griffin when he is suprised by just about anything.
Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?
What the deuce? by Toddfather July 20, 2008

chuckin the deuce 

To throw your hand up to hail someone or greet a friend done by throwing your hand up showing the peace sign backwards.
Originally from Houston,Texas.
Nigga I was rolling down in the turning lane chuckin the deuce at the homies.
chuckin the deuce by ty ty May 14, 2006