smoking the crust

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.

Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.

by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010

Cut the crust

Similar to "knock it off" or "get out of here" or "unbelievable"

Used in a sentence-
Guy 1- You heard the broncos won the grand final?
Guy 2- cut the crust, i didnt think they had a chance

by Straw hat jack March 17, 2019

Cut the crust

I have so much drama surrounding me right now ... "I think it is time to cut the crust off"

When you have so much extra baggage hanging on you with family , work or relationship drama, Job stresses weighting you down, money woes, losing your house you just need to "Cut the crust off" and start over with a clean slate.

by 1redcupcake May 13, 2011

eating the crust first

the opposite of slay.

omg she's eating the crust first
idk if I want to be friends with her anymore
that's so weird

by slaymacbeth March 14, 2022

browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

Eating the Crust

When a ho gives a guy a rim job even though she is aware that he has crusty shit stuck in his ass pubes....

That Bitch was so nasty she was eating the crust last night....

by Mr. Bucknasty April 19, 2009

Eat The Crust First

The act of having gay sex.

You know lance? He eats the crust first.

by jimmu November 8, 2003