choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

choke the bowl

(v) to clog the toilet with a massive load of pooh without the aid of charmin.

After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.

by pooh master March 6, 2009

choke the chipmunk

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out

Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.

by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 December 5, 2005

Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

Choke The Lizard

Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.

I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.

by Andy and Dylan December 22, 2008

choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018

Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004