Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009
Get the The Car Wash mug.People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.
Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.
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The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
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Get the The Car Thing mug."The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.
by anonymous October 31, 2025
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by big bald obama October 7, 2021
Get the I slammed my penith in the car door mug.This phrase can be related to Comics, TV Shows, Movies, books, or to any story where the perspective shifts completely for a few moments to (a) superfluous character(‘s) being interjected into the middle of the story, and have literally no significance nor bring any intrinsic value to the plot whatsoever. The said Character(’s) or events pertaining to them will NEVER come up again.
(Setting: Spider-Man is on a Bus fighting villains whom the leader of which is driving said bus into oncoming traffic.)
Spider-Man: “OH, NO! THAT VOLKS-WAGON- - !
(The perspective then shifts to the couple in the car whom have never been mentioned neither will it ever again.)
Car: Screech!
Woman In Car: “MOVE THE CAR GEORGE.”
George: “I-I can’t- -the batery’s DEAD- -!”
Woman: “George - - MOVE THE CAR.”
George: “I just TOLD you- -the- the battery- -”
Woman: “SHUTTUP AND MOVE THE CAR!”
(Bus hits Car which then gets flipped.)
Woman and George: “YAAAAHHH!”
Car (which is spinning on the pavement right side up making the sound.): SWOOT SWOOT SWOOT
(The couple are now upside in their car.”
Woman: “I told you to move the car, George.”
(The story then switches perspective back as if nothing had happened back to Spider-Man on the bus.)
Spider-Man: “OH, NO! THAT VOLKS-WAGON- - !
(The perspective then shifts to the couple in the car whom have never been mentioned neither will it ever again.)
Car: Screech!
Woman In Car: “MOVE THE CAR GEORGE.”
George: “I-I can’t- -the batery’s DEAD- -!”
Woman: “George - - MOVE THE CAR.”
George: “I just TOLD you- -the- the battery- -”
Woman: “SHUTTUP AND MOVE THE CAR!”
(Bus hits Car which then gets flipped.)
Woman and George: “YAAAAHHH!”
Car (which is spinning on the pavement right side up making the sound.): SWOOT SWOOT SWOOT
(The couple are now upside in their car.”
Woman: “I told you to move the car, George.”
(The story then switches perspective back as if nothing had happened back to Spider-Man on the bus.)
by anonymous May 8, 2018
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