The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.

"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"

by Cordad November 10, 2021

The Baldwini

a straight guy, (who has not come out of the closet yet), that has a secret obsession for daytime soaps.

Robert rushes home from class every day to make sure that he does not miss his favorite soap oprah, The Bold and the Beautiful...."I will just die if I can't see Deacon today, I will just die!!!!"

by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005

the TJ Baldino

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The TJ Baldino" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by murric October 3, 2007

Balding the tires

When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.

Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.

by Editor man March 4, 2008