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THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009
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GROWLING AT THE BEAVER

A lancashire term for licking the bean, (licking the vagina).
licking the vagina or clitoris. growling at the beaver
by pornkingEDDIE August 8, 2006
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petting the beaver

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...
by Sev336 July 23, 2016
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Wringing out the beaver

Going for a piss
by Parks86 October 29, 2013
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The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.
Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!
by Goldilox May 30, 2006
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spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.
by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013
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feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.
To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.
by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008
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