A movie that promotes child abuse, mass murder and the kicking of black people down wells. Drowns in testosterone three minutes in and still manage to flail around amusingly (and insert an unnecessary subplot to remind us that hey, spartans could be women too, and they let themselves be raped to further their political agendas, so let's get back to the war, eh?).
I watched 300, then immediatly walked into the street and kicked some guy down a well. I don't know why. It just seemed right.
by Josh Burnett May 18, 2008
Get the 300mug. 1. The number following 299, and preceding 301
2. An award-winning graphic novel depicting the Battle of Thermopylae by Frank Miller, inspired by the movie The 300 Spartans. It's first issue was published in May 1998.
3. A movie based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, highly praised but often criticized for it's historical inaccuracy by people that fail to realize that it's a movie based off of a comic book, which was in turn based off of another movie, and NOT a documentary.
4. A perfect score in bowling.
2. An award-winning graphic novel depicting the Battle of Thermopylae by Frank Miller, inspired by the movie The 300 Spartans. It's first issue was published in May 1998.
3. A movie based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, highly praised but often criticized for it's historical inaccuracy by people that fail to realize that it's a movie based off of a comic book, which was in turn based off of another movie, and NOT a documentary.
4. A perfect score in bowling.
1. ...298, 299, 300,...
2. "I read Frank Miller's 300 yesterday, it's truly a masterpiece."
3. Person 1: "Hey, did you go see the new movie, 300?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was terrible. There was almost no
historical accuracy. The fighting styles were wrong, the
armor was wrong, and the numbers were wrong."
Person 1: "No shit, sherlock. It's a movie, not a
documentary."
4. Person 1: "I bowled a 300 today!"
Person 2: "That's amazing! You should go pro."
2. "I read Frank Miller's 300 yesterday, it's truly a masterpiece."
3. Person 1: "Hey, did you go see the new movie, 300?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was terrible. There was almost no
historical accuracy. The fighting styles were wrong, the
armor was wrong, and the numbers were wrong."
Person 1: "No shit, sherlock. It's a movie, not a
documentary."
4. Person 1: "I bowled a 300 today!"
Person 2: "That's amazing! You should go pro."
by Morrauk December 15, 2008
Get the 300mug. an unbelievable movie and story of Spartan heroes. Not exactly historically accurate but somewhere in the ballpark. This movie is a must see. It basically carries all the best possible fight sequences ever filmed and has unrelenting action packed with moments that will make you hair stand on end. This movie is the absolute definition of being a man, if you dont like check between your legs you might have a suprise coming. Something rediculous violent or sweet
John just went 300 on him and tore him apart
Hey dont sweat it we'll catch 300 later and you'll forget about her when you remember what it is like to be a man.
300? Dude thats not just a number its what being a guy is all about
Hey dont sweat it we'll catch 300 later and you'll forget about her when you remember what it is like to be a man.
300? Dude thats not just a number its what being a guy is all about
by Shawn Micheals March 21, 2007
Get the 300mug. by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005
Get the 300mug. Sexual Term described as after having sex with your partner, you turn to them and yell "This is Sparta" then kick them out of bed onto the floor.
by Imjb June 4, 2014
Get the The 300mug. Verb
To yell a loud word or phrase, in context, and kick someone down stairs or off some kind of edge.
To yell a loud word or phrase, in context, and kick someone down stairs or off some kind of edge.
Mary: I want to break up with you
John: YOU...ARE...A...WHORE! *kick*
Phil: Dude...did you just 300 Mary down the stairs?
John: YES...I...300ed...HER! *kick*
John: YOU...ARE...A...WHORE! *kick*
Phil: Dude...did you just 300 Mary down the stairs?
John: YES...I...300ed...HER! *kick*
by Kommander_K October 16, 2008
Get the 300mug. 1. When you run around half naked kicking people in the chest and/or pushing elephants off of cliffs, often stopping to gaze with awe upon trees with people nailed to them.
2. A movie in which this happened, but it's more impressive if you run around and do it with your friends.
3. A line of rifles made by Z-M weapons.
4. A Number. Oh shit!
2. A movie in which this happened, but it's more impressive if you run around and do it with your friends.
3. A line of rifles made by Z-M weapons.
4. A Number. Oh shit!
1. "Fuck yea, let's go 300 up the zoo."
2. "Are you kidding me? 300 sucked baby dick!"
3. "Good sir, I will pop a cap in your ass with my LR 300-ML-N."
4. "There must be at least 300 beaners standing around looking for jobs here!"
2. "Are you kidding me? 300 sucked baby dick!"
3. "Good sir, I will pop a cap in your ass with my LR 300-ML-N."
4. "There must be at least 300 beaners standing around looking for jobs here!"
by RaawB December 29, 2008
Get the 300mug.