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The Plan 

When one asks a smart, soft spoken, innocent person to leave anywhere they are unwanted using the words 'get the fuck out of our table!' as everyone else sits in stunned silence. afterwards it is customary to have a party and invited everyone but the one who was exiled from wherever.
1. When are we gonna carry out the plan, i really wanna have that party at marks house.
2. do it, only good megan can carry out the plan.
The Plan by A-Lunch fo'shizzle November 17, 2004
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The Plan 

The Plan is What Justifies Everything The Villian Does if it is "The Plan" instead of "quantum plan" or even "project X" you know that plan will fail because the writers didn't even care that much into giving it a actual name for it will fail anyways soo it is the most vague thing you can imagine and a way to make it seem as the villian is just very smart but it's not
Villian: *loses for the 15th time*

Main Character: it's over

Villian: ohh no it's all According to The Plan MHUAHAHAHAA

Main Character: *Face Palm* really what even is your plan shouldn't villians supossed to give every little detail about their plan in a long outside Monologue

Villian:Shut up. *leaves in a puff of smoke*
The Plan by Ahoman March 16, 2019
It's used for a non heretic.
Friend 1 "remember, the plan"

Friend 2 "the plan! Brother"

Friend 1 "ah yes the plan!"

Friend 3 "the plan?"

Friend 1 & 2 "the PLAN!!"
The plan by Scusemonster February 6, 2026

The Plan C 

A sexual move where you finish inside the girl, then proceed to give a nasty uppercut into her gut.
I didn’t have a $50 on me so you know a motha fucka had to hit her with that one move, The Plan C.
The Plan C by MAKIAS- May 17, 2021

THE PLAN 2022 

The plan to steal the 2022 elections.
Gates: I hereby call the September 2022 meeting of the Democrat Inner Circle Society "DICS" to order.
Buffett: Okay let's get down to business. Can we decide the winners of all elections in November 2022 like we did in 2020?
Gates: Uh... no.
Bezos: The state legislatures tripped us up in almost every state with new "Voter Integrity Laws".
Buffett: I'll be Goddamned if the citizens think they can choose their own representatives! We need a new scheme.
Fink: Sir? I have an idea... I've been thinking about it. Our main obstacle is poll watchers. They're watching for things like thumb drives and bins full of fake ballots. But poll watchers are humans, and humans need sleep after about 16 hours. We need to create a delay that pushes the vote processing out longer than 16 hours. Then we will have unmonitored power to choose the winners.
Buffett: I think I like it... But how will we delay the processing?
Fink: We tell the voters that there are equipment problems.
Buffett: So the voters stand there waiting to vote?
Fink: No. The voters will be allowed to vote, but we'll tell them that they need to put their ballots into "secure boxes" so they can be scanned later when the machines are working. Then after the poll watchers leave, we swap out the boxes of real ballots for boxes of fake ballots.
Buffett: I love it! Okay that's THE PLAN 2022! Well what the hell are we waiting for?
THE PLAN 2022 by geekmalone November 16, 2022

The Plan B Test 

When a girl asks a guy to buy her plan B even though she does not want it just to see if the guy would be willing to buy it.
He failed the Plan B test! It was such a turn off.
The Plan B Test by Spicy123 April 21, 2021

The plan for Tuesday 

X5 gapping the jeep
I can’t wait for the plan for tuesday