tints

the incorrect plural of the word tint. should really be said as "tint" with out the "S" should be used in the same context as the word sheep.

yo I got the mad dark 5% tints on my car.

by Klr rabt October 21, 2008

ghetto tints

when your car windows get shot out, and you replace them with garbage bags

"javon got the windows shot out of robbs mountaineer, so robb had to put in some ghetto tints for the time being"

by cray36 March 27, 2009

Tants

Pants with a table built around the waist. As seen on the animated cartoon , Regular Show.
Not to be mistaken with taints , which other illiterate users spelled as t-a-n-t-s.

It isn't a proper dinner unless you are eating off your own tants.

by The Naive Man from Lolliland November 14, 2013

tents

1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter

2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"

3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn

1. We slept in tents when we went camping.

2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon.

3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!

by BRW January 11, 2008

Past tents

When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.

Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...

by Random guy with no friends June 19, 2020

popping tents

The act of a guy experiencing numerous errections.

There were so many babes on the beach that my brother started popping tents left and right

by Thorax Carnage February 20, 2014

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007