1 definition by The Naive Man from Lolliland

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Pants with a table built around the waist. As seen on the animated cartoon , Regular Show.
Not to be mistaken with taints , which other illiterate users spelled as t-a-n-t-s.
It isn't a proper dinner unless you are eating off your own tants.
by The Naive Man from Lolliland November 14, 2013
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