World of Tanks

A game where your social life goes to die, and then rot in hell. You cannot escape its grasp, and once you play, you will be addicted to it. After 4 months of grinding, you get bored and leave for 6 weeks. You then come back and are addicted again until your computer crashes.

Me: Iv'e been playing World of Tanks for 4 months straight now.
Friend: Wtf is that?
Me: Gtfo noob.

by ARandomPersonEatingThisTaco July 1, 2012

gee, thanks

Horribly sarcastic remark after someone insults you or something you've created

Me: "Check out these lyrics I wrote, man."
Kev: "Those suck, mate."
Me: "Gee, thanks."

by MrDak November 7, 2004

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

by Edzone November 28, 2011

dry tanks

to have ejaculated so often over a short period (either through masturbation or sex) that you have little or no semen left in your testicles (the 'tanks') and thus will hopefully be able to last longer before cumming again

"Despite having dry tanks before taking this girl home, she was so amazing I came really quickly."

by cairocamel September 25, 2013

Thanks for nothing

A sarcastic expression of frustration or displeasure at someone/thing.

More literal definition: I have no thanks for you because you aren't doing what I want or did something I didn't want.

Example 1:
*toothless, the dragon, flies wildly, terrifying the girl Hiccup's with*
"Thanks for nothing you useless reptile" (How to Train Your Dragon)

Example 2:
"You were supposed to bring hotdog buns! Thanks for nothing."

by drag0 July 19, 2012

Thanks Obama

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Barack Obama.

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.

"I stepped out in the middle of the street this morning and almost got hit by a car....Thanks Obama!"

"I just got a paper cut...Thanks Obama!"

by Sarah N Dipity August 25, 2013

Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009