You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

i'm telling on you

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017

Telling it like it is

An expression. i.e. being very honest with a friend or acquaintance when answering their questions or telling them what you think about a particular situation.

Laura: Why do none of my relationships last more than a month or two?
Brandon: Well, that's because you expect too much from the relationship. You conceptualize the man you think you need to have to be truly in love, therefore, all other guys seem inadequate for their faults compared to what you fantasized in your head.
Laura: "....."
Brandon: Are you offended?
Laura: ...Actually no, I appreciate you telling it like it is.

by MusicalOverdose October 28, 2013

who you tellin?!

when someone says something that you very obviously already know..emphesis on the "you"! Meant to be sarcasm, but not in an offensive way.

If my girl were to say to me "Johnny Depp is sexy." I'd say "Who You Tellin?!" I know this!

by Amanda Wambold January 11, 2008

Taylin

Is a beautiful girl, who makes anyone envious of her. she has no idea, how bad the effect she has people. she is smart, and knows how to party, love all her friends, and she flirts with guys sometimes. Loves animals, and she is very down to earth, thoughtful of others and protects her close friends you are lucky to have a friend named Taylin! or like her.. the world loves you Taylin.

Wow look at the beautiful girl shes so Taylin!
Look at her grades she is so smart that Taylin.
Man i wish me and Taylin were friends...

by Cats13mero December 12, 2011

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

Taylin

An amazing, incredibly hot, smart and caring person, who is always there for you no matter what, who always cheers you up and treats you amazingly even when other people don't.

Sometimes miss-judged by people who are jealous of a Taylin's good looks and personality.

Person 1: Wow, my day was horrible.

Person 2: You need a Taylin, to cheer you up.

by jaaaaaaaaay November 8, 2011