Very wealthy town in Hunterdon County, NJ. Has a very small village area at "Oldwick". Very quaint and rural. James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano) just bought a house here in the past year. 87% white, but of course all the Indians and East Asians will change that fast as they are continuing their onslought into many of the historical colonial 200 - 300 year old towns in NJ. Nonetheless, this town is a very ideal place to live with outstanding schools. Very similiar to Pound Ridge, NY.
Resident 1: Yo I heard Tony Soprano just moved to Tewksbury with his Asian wife.
Resident 2: Yeah, he wants a more private town to live in as he values his solitude as his Asian Geisha doesn't give him any back talk like dem' loud mouthed American ho's.
Resident 1: I think you just told way more than I wanted to hear. No relax and let's hot box some chronic blaze in my new Beemer, my daddy just bought me.
Resident 2, 30 minutes later: " I think I'm Kung Fu fighting" Du da du da du da doot doot fighting"
Resident 2: Yeah, he wants a more private town to live in as he values his solitude as his Asian Geisha doesn't give him any back talk like dem' loud mouthed American ho's.
Resident 1: I think you just told way more than I wanted to hear. No relax and let's hot box some chronic blaze in my new Beemer, my daddy just bought me.
Resident 2, 30 minutes later: " I think I'm Kung Fu fighting" Du da du da du da doot doot fighting"
by Corpswhore May 23, 2011
A mystical land of adventure. Usually referred to the slaying of dragons, or capturing of mythical faries. Generally relates to the story of Sir Adam rescuing Princess Emily from the Puerto Ricans and Firecrotches and Broken-Handed Football Players. It is a deepy saddenging and enlightening tale.
Sup Tewksbury.
by tooty tooty fruity cakey August 27, 2008
One who's kept too long in the sheltered town of Tewksbury (NJ) and therefore buried in naivete. Also has misunderstanding of the value of a dollar and wastes money away frivolously.
by Frankie April 05, 2005
Tewksbury is located in Massachusetts, it it about 30 min away from Boston.. people are making it sound like some big horrible disgusting place but honestly it’s pretty nice, don’t believe anything any one else says about the “drugs” and the “south side kids” the only drugs are at motel 6 which is basically in Lowell sooo
by Cayee April 21, 2018
A prettttttty awesome town in MA. We have great people, everyone's friendly and cool. EVERYONE here has a cell, iPod, and computer basically. Teenagers have great style and lives. Parties are common! You will only find a few nerds/losers/geeks/etc. A lot of people are going to end up famous one day. <3
"Have you been to Tewksbury?"
"No, why?"
"I just moved from there. You ahould really go, it's a pretty awesome town <3"
"No, why?"
"I just moved from there. You ahould really go, it's a pretty awesome town <3"
by AwesomePotatoGirliiii December 30, 2011
A suck ass poor town in Massachusetts. The schools are shit, the teachers aren't certified, and are mostly whores. There are about 3 dunkin donuts on every corner. Half the town is ghetto, if you go near the Lowell border there is a lot of car accidents, gangs, shootings. Also near Walmart is a ghetto. hobos and niggers live on the train tracks, Houses are torn apart, the streets aren't paved, most people are drug addicts, no cops there, and no stores. there is only 2 fires stations in tewksbury which is y there is a fire almost everyday that they cant put out. The cops suck. In north tewksbury it is just a bunch of rich ass white wiggers that live in mansions or condos. In south tewksbury tewksbury kids and wilmington kids have gang wars, and most people down their smoke weed. The sports in tewksbury are horrible. The fields are a piece of shit. If you go on livingston street you will most likely be mugged by a nigger or hobo.
by gigitty February 15, 2012
The best god damn city in all of Massachusetts. Theres drugs, crime and teddy grahams. But no one really does anything about it.
Have you heard about the Teddy Grahams in Tewksbury.
by sherpa_griffin June 18, 2017