Testostermonster

A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous Testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Ming, Tywin Lannister, Sauron, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Terrell Owens, Dick Cheney, Ayn Rand (she was actually a man, she just didn't know it), Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Beethoven, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 21, 2011

Testosterphone

(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.

"Let me testosterphone James, it will only take a minute!"

by Jack Davison May 13, 2007

testosterstoned

A derisive word to describe an otherwise normale male (or possibly female) whose life is preoccupied by the hormone "testosterone". Most often a young person. Usually aggressive, egotistical, and though not necessarily unintelligent, certainly simple minded.
Hence: testosterstoned, A la "stoned."

Akin to "jock", closer to "musclehead"

You are an older guy and you happen to run into an old high school girlfriend that you never treated well. You were a naturally talented athlete and so you blame it on the hormones:

You: "Julie, I'm sorry I was always such a dick to you in high school. You know I didn't mean some of those things. Hell, I was testosterstoned from sophomore year until half way through college."

by William S. Nelson July 5, 2008

testostermonster

(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 29, 2011

Testosterphone

(verb). To make an unnecessarily loud and aggressive public or office phone call, designed to let everyone in the vicinity know how important and irreplaceable you are. This type of call is often (but not exclusively) made by a Bluetool.

"The new consultant decided to testosterphone his contacts in the industry all afternoon".

by Becca G December 27, 2008

testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.

After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.

by bro9000 March 11, 2011

testosterstoned

when you or a buddy is so horny or craving sex to the point where they are just blinded by the urge to do it with someone

guy: did you see how ugly the girl guy2 went home with was.
guy3: yeah hes kinda testosterstoned

by Propter August 10, 2014