textitude

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.

Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.

by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.

1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.

by Cryptic May 7, 2005

Textitude

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.

Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!

by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Festitude

Your attitude about a party or festivity

They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year

by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

Tortitude

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.

Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021

Toastitude

Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.

Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.

by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011

Textitude

Attitude in the form of a text message.

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude

by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009