Testicly

Nonsense word used to appear articulate but leaves the listener in disbelief that they heard the word testicle.

Testicly speaking I say we bake the cake first.

by D. Dubya July 13, 2015

Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009

testiclay

Another pronunciation of the word testicles. It has been made famous by the character Emily Howard in Little Britain.

'Little ladies' testiclay'. (Emily Howard)

by yetanothermike February 4, 2007

Testiclism

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.

Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.

by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023

testiclit

A clitoris that sags like testicles.

"dude, i was gonna bang this chick last night, but then when i got in her pants i saw she had a testiclit, and i was like NO WAY!!!"

by JessicaKyra November 16, 2009

testicli

Two or more men together; four or more testicles; multiple sets of testicles.

Joe has testicles, but Joe and Richard together have testicli.

by foShizzle?! December 9, 2007

Testicleye

When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.

Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.

If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.

by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009