"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"
"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"
"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"
by Clifford the Big Red Dog October 8, 2013
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Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
by Fiishy December 13, 2021
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Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
by Pal Seh July 21, 2009
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Get the Jim Boner testicle nut blast mug.The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!
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