Turdunkin

When someone gives a blowjob to another person while that person is taking a shit.

Joe was so happy when Laurie lost the bet and had to give him a Turdunkin, with no courtesy flush, when they returned home from eating Mexican food.

by Joetattoo January 7, 2020

Trunkin

Trunkin is when you send someone a drunk text. One you don't remember even texting because you are so intoxicated. The serial trunker checks their phone the next day in a panic, not knowing who or what they have text. When someone admits they have a serious trunkin problem, they will delete the text after they have sent it so when they wake up in the morning they don't know it even existed.

The girl had such a trunkin problem, she had to go to rehab. "Hi, I'm Jane and I have a trunkin problem."

Damn dawg, my ex keeps trunkin me in the middle of da night.

by Sturt Honeybadgers October 16, 2011

Tree trunkin

while a dude sits on a tree trunk and a chick sucks his dick

John - last night angela gave me a tree trunkin, i blew my load all in her mouth

by misssuckit June 3, 2010

turduckin

When you stuff a chicken inside a duck in side a turkey made up by John Madden

I'm making turduckin for thanksgiving

by swayzak December 26, 2007

elephant trunking

the process of smacking your penis across the face of a woman during sex

After I donkey punched that hoe I woke her up by elephant trunking her 6 times across the cheeks

by What is Gee April 25, 2009

Front Trunking

The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.

Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.

by AbAbsurnwef54665465465wfwefwef May 9, 2019

trunking

Having sex with one's anus to the point where the anus and colon become distended, and protrude out of the body, and then performing oral sex on the length of protruding anus.

Me and Charlize were stone cold trunkin'.

Nathan is a good guy because he knows how to trunk some anus.

by Dr. Turbo April 9, 2005