chicken tenders

fat, elongated cocks

police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man's prius with their chicken tenders.

by slicmick April 30, 2011

chicken tender

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.

check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!

by andy sanchez October 7, 2004

Chicken Tender

A person, usually female, who excessively tans to the point where their skin resembles leather, the color orange, or a burnt chicken tender.

Holy shit, that chicken tender is skin cancer walking!

by Amber Rosa February 21, 2009

chicken tender

chik-in • ten-dur
1) a thinly sliced chicken filet fried in a dough batter
2) a picky eater

I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!

by coffeehouse November 15, 2021

chicken tender

Chicken tender, derived from the classic juicy delicious snack, this term is actually used as a compliment to indicate when someone is looking fresh and hot.

Went to pick up Abbey for our date tonight, she walked out lookin like a chicken tender.

by npizzo February 21, 2018

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.

Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

by goatgoatgoat666 May 8, 2013

Chicken Tenders Cult

A cult full of mentally ill nerds who praise Chicken Tenders and also sometimes study. Occasionally.

Zach: "Hey can I join the Chicken Tenders Cult?"
Literally everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed."

by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022