by Calcard94 February 01, 2008
Possibly the greatest band to ever exist. Also, arguably the only thing keeping rock alive, fighting off the evil of rip-your-balls-off shitty bands like Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Children of Bodom.
-Tenacious D consists of Kyle Gass and Jack Black, who both play the acoustic and electric guitar and sing, with occaisonal help from Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), Lee, and Spiderman. They are all equally amazing at everything.
-One last thing, Jack Black owns Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood. Same with KG.
-Me baby, ME! -Jack Black
-Tenacious D consists of Kyle Gass and Jack Black, who both play the acoustic and electric guitar and sing, with occaisonal help from Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), Lee, and Spiderman. They are all equally amazing at everything.
-One last thing, Jack Black owns Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood. Same with KG.
-Me baby, ME! -Jack Black
It doesn't matter if it is good.
It only matters if it rocks!
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy...
cause rock and roll is bogus, right KG? right.
The only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained...
to rock your fuckin socks off!
-Tenacious D, rock your socks off
It only matters if it rocks!
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy...
cause rock and roll is bogus, right KG? right.
The only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained...
to rock your fuckin socks off!
-Tenacious D, rock your socks off
by the one who worships Tenacious D March 01, 2006
person 1: i hate tenacious d
person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times*
person 1: owwwch why did u do that
person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus*
person 1: that feels good
person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs*
(cop sirens)
person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock
2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT
judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1
person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true
judge: why???
person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d
judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free
person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times*
person 1: owwwch why did u do that
person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus*
person 1: that feels good
person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs*
(cop sirens)
person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock
2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT
judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1
person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true
judge: why???
person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d
judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free
person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chinkytwater June 12, 2010
1. A sexually transmitted infection, contracted by not using a condom during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include green/purple/orange genitalia, loss of pubic hair, hallucinations, vomiting, coma and ultimately death. More contageous than ebola.
2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.
2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.
1) Oh crap my balls have gone purple and there's a large pink elephant in my shower, i must have tenacious d.
2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'
2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'
by ladge December 22, 2006
1. The Greatest Band on Earth. Period.
2. a highly misunderstood force in the Rock genre that has influenced up and coming musicians worldwide.
3. Rock duo consisting of Jack Black (vocals, rhythm guitar), and Kyle Gass (lead guitar, backup vocals), occasionally hosting guests such as J.R. Reed, Sasquatch, and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.
2. a highly misunderstood force in the Rock genre that has influenced up and coming musicians worldwide.
3. Rock duo consisting of Jack Black (vocals, rhythm guitar), and Kyle Gass (lead guitar, backup vocals), occasionally hosting guests such as J.R. Reed, Sasquatch, and Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.
how can you say D fans dont like Zeppelin? They did an unplugged version of Tribute with a STAIRWAY solo for shit's sake!
by Jables June 15, 2004
The best fucking band...but why you ask?
1. Their name is great.
2. They don't care what people think of them.
3. They got a friend named Lee
4. They don't play for money.
5. THEY ARE THE TWO KINGS!
1. Their name is great.
2. They don't care what people think of them.
3. They got a friend named Lee
4. They don't play for money.
5. THEY ARE THE TWO KINGS!
JB: "Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for three, KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D!"
by BiggyJee December 30, 2004
"...not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead. Alright we'll do it! We'll lead as Two Kings!"
by Diamonion January 29, 2004